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A man approaches. A fearsome gaunt figure stands at the ready on what seems to be an innocent wooded path. A sword of fabulous light is drawn casting its perimeter into shadows. It is dusk and the man does not hesitate armored in only an Irish cable knit sweater Mike Evans Rush Jersey , Lee jeans, a leather vest crafted in Pakistan, and leather sneakers. The messenger of the light beckons for him to stop or else face sudden death.


?Hey Charlie, can we stop the dramatics? We only been doing this now for, what, a little over 30,000 years?? says the man in the sweater.


?I know but it is my job, you know.? says the man with the still blazen sword.


?Can you douse that thing Rudolph. Right! I come here every ten years or so to see if I can stroll down the garden path, what do you do in the mean time? I mean Gabriel kicked us out and has posted you here ever since Jameis Winston Rush Jersey , Can't do his own dirty work. Destroyer of cities and great mistakes, remember those giant chickens, I think they were called dinosaurs, well you remember it took Gabe over fifty years to kabob that lot and fricassee them. Only if the Colonel was alive.?


?Why do you go on about time, you know it does not exist for us.?


?Well I prefer it, it keeps my head straight, but to the point are you going to let me in this time!"


?Did you not just ask me that just ten minutes ago??


?No that was ten years ago!?


?Oh right, I never got that thing right, it is a hard concept for me.?


?So you agree to time??


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?Then why did you accuse me of just being here ten minutes ago, in that statement you acknowledge the existence of time or else you would not use it in your accusation??


?I was just using it in the temporal standpoint...?


?The prefix of temp as in tempo, or temporary refers to time once more, are you a bit confused old man!?


?No, you know what I mean..?


?Just because I ate of the apple does not mean I know everything. But since time is irrevelant as you say to us, you know very well that you will eventually let me pass and everything is honky dory, so why can not that time be now. If all moments run continuous in the same space and time, why ain't the moment you let me by not be the same as this singular moment that we both know to be all time. Including the moment you let me through, which is the same as now!?


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?Thanks Charlie.?


?Right, don't mention it, say hi to Pops for me, I hope he won't be too mad with me.?


?Hey he did tell you guys to serve me any hows, right! Remember the war and all, how that statement didn't set well for all.?


The man in the sweater proceeded on down the dusky wood, for the right path was found. The woods emptied onto a garden path blocked by a high retaining wall with no gate.


?Sheep tricks will not work on a shepherd, now really!? the wall had a spot where an opening was cut into the wall at a forty five angle making the opening invisible to any one looking at it straight on but becomes visible as seen from an angle.


?Eden, it looks much better than Baghdad is of late. Now where is that tree??


?Halt Anthony Nelson Jersey , who goes there. It is forbidden to all to enter, for certain death shall follow!?


?Dad, get off the soap box, it is ok to be short, leave that trick for Dorothy and her friends.?


?You spoiled little brat, how is the world of basket weaving treating you?? Says Yahweh.


?Look it ain't basket weaving, it is synchratic weaving, making all the coincidences string togethor to lead people to certain inalienable truths that...?


?Basket weaving, when are you going to get a real job. When are you going to be the tyrant of your own universe Mike Edwards Jersey , God knows I need a break...?


?Dad, are we going to go through this again, see I am here for that tree..?


?The tree that I forbidden you to eat from, isn't anything sacred, with the help of that astral minded interferer, you already were duped by that woman to eat from the first tree, where is that being now any ways...?


?She is at home taking doses of Prozac, she has had a bum deal from the whole thing, man I preferred the days of Sodom and Haight ashbury Jamel Dean Jersey , now them were some good drugs, man that shit makes me hunt out some sheep, because she is no help anymore. Can we lay up on the women for a change, or you still not talking to Best a Mom??


?Do not mention that infernal woman's name in my ...?


?I guess that answers my question, see Pop I buried the axe a long time ago even though part of my brain says it should of been in yours, but it is over, I learned a few things from those guys down there you keep interfering with, Christ is sick of patching up your shit, man seven days was a bit of a rush job Sean Murphy-Bunting Jersey , Hey!?


?Don't go on about that...?


?Only a C on your College boards, hey, good thing you gave those beings some intelligence, but too bad you gave them your psychosis as well, some of them are real greedy bastards. When are you going to realize that happiness does not come from how many black holes and stars that you can Nova, but from within, Best a Ma is just feeling a bit separated from you...?


?Do not mention ...?


?What, Best a ma, Best a MA Devin White Jersey , Best a Ma...?


?So you want the tree, I already gave it to Chipendale to make a lovely end table.?


?Oh move out of my way..?


?Or else...?


?Or else we can shine a bright light upon you and you can play with your shadow, Hey Luce, are you there??


Adam pulls out a giant mag light and shines it on his father casting dark shadows on the wall. Out of the one to the left appears an impish person, about the same height and built as Yahweh, but more acute angles rendering his drawn face terminating in a Mephistocles beard and mustache.


?Ah, Adam it has been a long time since Sodom, how is the misses, are you still playing with those sheep O. J. Howard Jersey , the cliff and all, hear they are jolly good th

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